End to End Promo- Midlands Week

This week End to End, the story of our journey from Lands End to John O’Groats is in the Midlands!

14th at MAC Birmingham, Tickets here 

15th at Derby Guildhall Tickets here

and 17th at Sheffield Lantern, Tickets here

Nominated Best Show and Best New Writing at Buxton Fringe “Truly sensational…pitched perfectly…brought to life with a real sense of energy and vibrancy” (Joanne Eltringham, Buxton Fringe Review- Read full review here)

And here is a lovely promotional video with unseen clips from the real journey!

<p><a href=”http://vimeo.com/64938933″>End to End Promo</a> from <a href=”http://vimeo.com/gramophonestheatre”>The Gramophones Theatre Company</a> on <a href=”http://vimeo.com”>Vimeo</a&gt;.</p>

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From Lands End to John O’Groats- End to End tour dates announced

We are proud, relieved and excited to announce that we have received a successful Grants for the Arts from the Arts Council for the tour of End to End as well as the development of a new piece!

The Lands End to John O’Groats Tour

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End to End

In April 2012 three women made a daring and unusual journey from one end of Great Britain to the other. Trusting only to their resourcefulness and the kindness of strangers, they made an 18-day, 874-mile journey from Land’s End to John O’Groats, completing their unusual expedition on as many varieties of transport as they possibly could.

“With wings wrought of wanderlust this show soars. A heartfelt love letter to the ineffable spirit of adventure”(Fringe Biscuit)

In End to End they tell the heartwarming story of their journey, the trials and tribulations faced along the way and the unexpected acts of kindness they encountered. This is a story about friendship, adventure and momentary connections made on the road. They wonder whether the seeds planted will grow into something more meaningful. The trio take the audience on a unique journey leaving them itching for their own adventure.

“Truly sensational…pitched perfectly…brought to life with a real sense of energy and vibrancy” (Nominated Best Show and Best New Writing at Buxton Fringe)

www.gramophonestheatre.com

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Last night at the Swythamley and Heaton Centre

After having to postpone this show three weeks ago because of the snow, we finally made it to Cheshire. It was a wonderful sunny evening surrounded by lovely people who were definitely up for a giggle.

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A good old glean

When we first started talking about The Smallest Light my initial thought was DOWN WITH TESCO! After having grown up in Beeston, I was angered to see people kicked out of their homes, and saddened that the humble little tin shed pet shop where I bought my childhood pets from was forced to close in order to make room for an unnecessary Tesco Extra. A fight had been going on for years between the pet shop and the massive conglomerate but unfortunately the owners eventually gave up the fight. But please don’t be too disheartened with Tesco, they were kind enough to place a plaque for the pet shop on the brick wall where the shop used to stand, all you needed in order to see the plaque was a step ladder.

I started doing a lot of research about the supermarket chain and realised that not only are they trying to make every town in the UK look the same, they are also trying to take over the world, so how did I think that I’d be able to make any kind of difference? I didn’t want to waste my time just being angry with the company; I wanted to do something positive. I started focusing my attention on local independent shops and food in general, and that research led to a TED talk in which a man called Tristram Stuart talked about food waste (I’d definitely recommend watching it). In the talk he asked how many people eat the crusts on their loaves of bread at home, to which most of the audience put their hands up, he then asked why we never see crusts on pre-packaged sandwiches and went on to show a photograph of a bin at the back of a sandwich factory that was full of slices of bread. The factory throws away four slices of bread from every loaf which works out at around 16,000 slices of bread a day! I couldn’t believe it. I was angry again. That’s potentially 8,000 sandwiches everyday that could go to people suffering from food poverty.   After the talk I found his website Feeding the 5000 which gave me lots more interesting information and led me to the Gleaning Network UK’s page. Gleaning Network UK is a brilliant scheme set up to rescue fruit and vegetables that would otherwise be wasted. I knew straight away that I wanted to get involved.

It was Saturday 6th April and it was 5.30am. And, no, I wasn’t just getting home from a night out; I was, in fact, just getting up. I was going to be travelling to Norfolk to harvest parsnips that would otherwise go to waste as, for one reason or another, they didn’t meet the supermarkets’ ‘cosmetic standards’. Farmers up and down the country have to overproduce fruit and vegetables to make sure they meet the amount of acceptable produce agreed with the supermarkets otherwise they’ll be fined. I find it difficult to believe that fruit and vegetables could possibly be too ‘ugly’ to be deemed edible, but apparently it’s true, and that’s what the scheme tries to combat.

It was a perfect sunny day to spend in a field in Norfolk. We watched the farmer lift the parsnips out of the ground and then began working our way down the field sorting through them and putting any that were suitable in crates. There were a lot that looked like what you’d expect to see in shops but maybe a little too big or small, but there were also some like I’d never seen before. There were parsnips with legs, parsnips with horns, and parsnips with hair. During the day we had a competition to see who could find the strangest looking parsnip. It was fun; there were a lot of pairs of legs.. Someone even discovered a pair of parsnip legs with a worm placed perfectly between them moving in a seductive way. This was a sight I never thought I’d see and which kept us amused for a long time! When we discovered the first pair of legs and it was quite a big moment for us: it was funny, unusual, and something to show off about, but then a little later it stopped being so much of a novelty because we were finding so many of them. We discovered that two legged parsnips were actually quite common. So, why aren’t they being stocked in supermarkets? Why are they being wasted? Is it because from a young age we were told not to play with our food? I mean can you imagine the fun to be had having parsnip races? Or, is that just me..? The point is we’re not given the option of buying them. We’re living in a superficial age where a lot of people worry about how they look, the media makes us feel inadequate and we’re always striving to be better, look better, do better, and, as a result of this, we’re spending more money on things we don’t need. And now we’re being made to worry about how our fruit and vegetables look. If you go into a supermarket you will find that fruit and vegetables of the same type are generally similar in size. They won’t look ‘abnormal’, they won’t have horns, or legs or anything else that may actually bring a smile to people’s faces.

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Over one third of the world’s food is being wasted and yet there are so many people living in food poverty, why is this? Before embarking on this project I was aware that there was a lot of food going to waste but was oblivious as to the scale of the problem. Why is so much food being wasted? I spent one day harvesting parsnips in a field full of them, there were 8 of us and we only made it down one row of the field. So many more lay in the ground that will sadly get wasted, but we did manage to save 1.1 tonnes of them which will be going to FareShare where they will then be distributed to charities in need of food.  After all, every little helps. Right?

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Kristy

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The Smallest Light: The Beginnings

Have you ever felt dissatisfied with something? Ever wanted to change it? Ever felt angry and frustrated by the terrible things going on in the world? Ever done something about it? I’m sure for most people the answer to the first three questions is yes and the fourth one is perhaps a slightly hesitant no. At the same time I’m sure there are plenty out there that do lots to try and change the world.

 I am very much in the first category. I get fired up and get angry I moan and bemoan things that I don’t like but do I do anything tangible to try and change things? No I don’t. I have never been to a protest. The idea of chanting loudly in the cold for four hours has never appealed to me. I wouldn’t know what to do if I did turn up at one. And what if I believe in something but I don’t know all the details and I end up just looking ignorant and stupid? I once met a guy involved in the protests at the power station. When I asked him “what are you trying to achieve? What is the cause?” He said “I don’t know but whatever it is I’m behind it 100%”. I don’t want to be that guy.

But then I saw what Pussy Riot had done in Russia, they stood up against something they didn’t like, they donned their brightly coloured balaclavas, and through punk music, informed the church they didn’t like being told who to vote for and they got put in prison for it. I started to feel like a bit of a coward. Then the news came of Malala Yousafzai, shot by the Taliban for campaigning for education for women and girls and I began to feel a sort of guilt. I live in a country where I can protest without fear of imprisonment or death but I don’t. Well, not yet anyway.

We started talking about making a piece of theatre about Pussy Riot or Malala, but then we started to think about their relevance in Britain. Would people sit up and listen, would people start to stand up for what they believe in? Or would they say ‘that doesn’t affect me’, or like me ‘It’s too cold to go outside and protest’. So perhaps it is better that we make an example of ourselves. Shouldn’t we try to do something to change the world, to change the things that make us mad and we know are not right? Hence the project, ‘The Smallest Light’. Inspired by courageous protesters who risk everything for what they believe in, four women, Hannah Stone, Ria Ashcroft, Rebecca D’Souza and Kristy Guest, will attempt to find quirky, playful ways to effect change in the world around them.

Hannah

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The Smallest Light

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As well as preparing for our End to End tour we’re also excited to be embarking on a new project entitled The Smallest Light. Inspired by Pussy Riot and Malala Yousafzai we’ve started asking ourselves a lot of questions; questions about what’s important to us and what it would take to make us act. Over the next few months we’re each going to be focusing our time and energy on something we believe in with the intention of seeing if we can make any difference to the world around us.

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March 22nd at Stavely Town Hall- The Stables

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